Ethan and his Funny Remarks
Mom: You mean , what it means to be suspended from school?
Ethan: Yes.
Mom: If you are suspended from school, it means that you did something very bad and you will be punished for it. You will not be allowed to attend your classes for a few days.
Ethan: Hmmm, you wont be allowed to attend classes? (after a short while) I WANT TO BE SUSPENDED!
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Ethan: Mom, let's go to America!
Mom: Why?
Ethan: I want to meet Obama.
Mom: Do you know him? Why do you want to meet him?
Ethan: He is the president of the United States and he is veerrrryyyyy RICH!
continued by my mother in a different setting...
Mommy Yan: Do you know who the president of the Philippines is?
Ethan: No.
Mommy Yan: Noynoy Aquino.
Ethan: Noynoy? Is he gay?
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Mom: Ethan do you want to have some Lasagna?
Ethan: No! Lasagnas are for cats!
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I try to make it a habit to pray with my kids every night. I ask them to read a prayer from a children's prayer booklet. And to make it more exciting tonight, I made them say out their personal wish after reading. Here it goes ---
Cheska: I wish I'd be smart.
Ethan: One Million Dollars!!!