Ethan Strikes Again!
Grandpa Dada: Ethan can I borrow your PSP?
Ethan: Nope.
Grandpa Dada: Why?
Ethan: You're too old.
(Bagang!)
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Ethan: Mom, do you know that every girl in the universe is in love with Justin Bieber?
Me: I'm not ...
Ethan: YOUNG girls .... (toinks)
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Me: Ethan, can you hand me over the tissue?
Ethan: Mom, you just have to give me compassion and understanding and I'll give you everything you want.
(Asa man ni niya napunitan?)
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Ethan: Mom do you know that Tito Gino is destroying the Ozone Layer? He's using his aircon the whole day.
Me: ( a little speechless) Okay... do you know what Ozone Layer is?
Ethan: It's like an umbrella that protects the earth. (In his as a matter-of-fact tone of voice --- Laban?)