Kids Say the Darndest Things Part 4 (Ethan's funny one-liners and dialogues)

Ethan: We should buy a new car, Mom.

Mom: Why, what's wrong with our car?

Ethan: It's boring!

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Ethan: Mom, are you gonna marry a new husband?

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Ethan: Tita Mae, are you an evil scientist? Do you make potions? (upon seeing Mae's test tube collection in her room)

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Ethan calls his grandparents "Senior Citizens"

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Ethan: When I'm 21, I'm gonna marry the "beautiful-est" wife!