Kids Say the Darndest Things

Cheska: mom is our car automatic?
Me: (surprised at the question) Yes. Why?
Cheska: You mean it will just drive by itself even when you fix your hair or scratch your head?

Koojee: Mom, pls. buy me a toy
Me: sorry we don't have money now.
Koojee: Ok then let's buy money first.

Me: What do you want to become when u grow up?
Koojee: I want to be a robot.

Me: cheska what do u want to be when u grow up?
cheska: I want to be a nurse like tita mae.
me: do u know what nurses do?
cheska: No... (thought for a while) okay so i want to be a teacher instead.